I knew I missed something in London!
Hoxton Street Monster Supplies exists.
Neil! Have you seen THIS?
top 10 challenge: 10 shows // friendswhat the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for? is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? ‘help! come quick, they’re still extinct!’
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
starchildren | the girl who cried constellations
have you heard the legends of the old gods? she’s older. have you heard of how the sun and the moon are brother and sister? she’s closer. you haven’t heard of how she spontaneously came into existence and immediately began punching holes in the night sky. she saw the bright light behind the dark, and created masses of dust and ice in its name. her tears spilled into space and became words and patterns that people would look up to for all millennia…
modern got au where sansa, marg and dany are bffs and sansa is dating joff and dany and marg HATE him. margaery made out with him once and said it was the worst experience of her life.
and joff dumps sansa really cruelly one day and sansa shows up at the tyrells house crying and marg hugs her and makes her lemoncakes and sansa ends up kissing her and realizes marg is a much better kisser than joff.
meanwhile dany rallies up the other stark kids and is like “okay so heres what we’re gonna do. we’ll key his car and then SLIT HIS FUCKING THROAT”